The Unsung Evil Story

The Unsung Evil Story was a story written on the 18th of September 2007.

Script
'''The Unsung Evil story'''

characters

brendan,dry bones,erin,rai,sonic,tails,knuckles,sephy,cloud,mario,luigi

BRENDAN:WHERE ARE WE NOW?

'''DRYBONES:DONT ASK ME.....AHH! HELP! WE ARE TRAPPED IN A SWIRLING TORNADO OF NOTHINGNESS!'''

'''ERIN:MAYBE IT OUR HQ! I NEVER FIXED THE LIGHTS.....'''

'''BRENDAN:ERIN! FIX THE LIGHTS!'''

ERIN:FINE....(2 MINUITS LATER)...DONE!

'''DRYBONE:PHE-W.THOUGHT I WAS A GONER.'''

'''BRENDAN:I HEARD THERES A NEW COMPANY OPENIN' DOWN TOWN.'''

'''DRYBONES:WHY YOU SPEAKING ALLL AMERICAN?'''

'''BRENDAN:I DUNNO! HEE HEE!'''

'''ERIN:DIDNT YOU HERE, GUYS?ITS RUN BY SONIC!AND I HEARD SONIC IS.....'''

'''BRENDAN:OH YEAH SONIC TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE A WEEK AGO!'''

'''ERIN:THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?'''

DRY BONES:CUZ WE DIDNT WANNA UPSET YOU!

'''ERIN:LIKE HECK ILL BE UPSET! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME CRY?'''

BRENDAN:NO, BUT WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT OF.

'''ERIN:GNNNR I WISH YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT.I F I DONT CRY I DONT CRY.'''

'''DRYBONES:SONICS PLANNIN' ON RULING THE WORLD.'''

'''BRENDAN:HIS HQ LOOKS LIKE SHINRA'S'''

DRYBONES:NO THAT IS SHINRAS SONICS IS THE ONE NEXT TO IT

BRENDAN:OH RIGHT

'''ERIN:FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THAT LOOKS LIKE A NEEDLE FORK!!!!!! BRENDAN:UM....WE DIDNT DESIGN IT.'''

'''ERIN:FINE! LETS BLAME SHINRA SINCE THEY ARE NEXT TO IT!'''

'''DRYBONES:WE NEED RAMUNDO...'''

'''BRENDAN:OH FOR THE LOVE OF....ALL THE OTHERS WORK THERE.APART FROM TAILS.'''

'''TAILS:HERE I AM!ITS ONLY US THAT CAN SAVE THE WORLD FROM FIRE AND DESTRUCTION.'''

'''ERIN:WELL THAT JUST SUCKS. WE NEED A MASSIVE BOMB THAT WILL EXPL0DE SONICS BIG COMPANY!'''

'''DRYBONES:BUT WE DONT HAVE ONE...'''

TAILS:HMM.........WE DONT HAVE CHAOS EMERALDS EITHER.

'''BRENDAN:WHA!?BUT BUT BUT......'''

'''ERIN:EVEN SEPHYS WORKING FOR HIM?WE HAVEN'T GOT AN OUNCE OF LUCK THAT CAN HELP US...'''

DRYBONES:WHOS SEPHY?

'''BRENDAN:I DONT THINK SEPHYS WORKING THERE.'''

ERIN:WOOPEEEEE!

TAILS:WHOS SEPHY?

'''BRENDAN:UM YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HES A SUPER POWERFUL PERSON.'''

ERIN:THATS ALL WE KNOW.

DRYBONES:I'M GONNA GO HAVE A NAP.....YAWN....

TAILS:BUT THERE'S NO BEDS!AND ITS 11 OCLOCK IN THE MORNING!

'''BRENDAN:THERE'S THE FLOOR.HE IS UNDEAD, AFTER ALL.'''

'''ERIN:LOOK.HE'S ASLEEP ANYWAY.'''

DRYBONES:ZZZZZZZ

'''BRENDAN:THAT SUCKS!WHAT NOW?'''

'''ERIN:HMM....HOW ABOUT....WE EAT CHEESE!'''CHEESE

TAILS:YUMMY!

BRENDAN:DRY BONES IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT!SO ARE YOU TAILS!

'''TAILS:AW MAN.WHAT EVER THEN.'''

'''ERIN:LETS FIGURE OUT A PLAN.'''

at the hq

'''SONIC:WITH MY PLAN AND MY NF(needle fork) HQ,NOTHING CAN STOP ME DESTROYING AND TAKING OVER THE ENTIRE EARTH!'''

RAMUNDO:SONIC?

SONIC:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RAMUNDO:SONIC!

SONIC:WHAT NOW?IM IN THE MIDDLE OF EVIL LAUGHING.

'''RAMUNDO:IM GONNA FIRE MYSELF.'''

'''SONIC:WHA?....IF YOU LEAVE,I WILL DESTROY YOU TOO.'''

'''RAMUNDO:I DONT FLAMING CARE!!! THIS JOB IS TOO BORING.I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH!'''

'''SONIC:YOU DONT GET PAID AT ALL!'''

'''RAMUNDO:EXACTLY!GETTING NOTHING FOR THIS IS NEVER ENOUGH!IM GETTIN' THE HECK OUTTA HERE!!!!'''

'''SONIC:NOOOOOO! WHO WILL TEST IF THE PAINTS DRIED!I ONLY HAVE 1000 PEOPLE TO TEST IT!'''

'''KNUCKLES:SONIC? DO I GET TO KILL ERIN YET?'''

'''SONIC:NOT UNTIL THE PAINTS FINISHED DRYING.'''

'''KNUCKLES:IS IT DRY YET?'''

'''SONIC:IT WONT BE FOR 3 DAYS.'''

'''KNUCKLES:BUT I HAVE GIL!'''100 GIL

'''KNUCKLES:SEE? 100 GIL TO GET OUT 1 DAY EARLY.'''

'''SONIC:OK! DEAL THEN!PASS ME THE CASH!'''

KNUCKLES:BWA HYA HYA!

'''SONIC:WHILE THE PAINTS DRYING, WORK ON YOUR EVIL LAUGH. ITS WORSE THAN HEIDIGGERS.'''

KNUCKLES:KAY KAY.

SONIC:MWA HA HA.....HA HA....HACK HACK HAA....

'''CLOUD:SONIC, I WANT PAY!'''

SONIC:MWA WA WHAT?

'''CLOUD:I WANT MY PAY!I WANT GIL,BUCKS,DOLLORS.......WHATEVER!'''

'''SONIC:MEH.DONT HAVE ANY.'''

'''CLOUD:IM WAITING FOR A YES OR A NO!'''

'''SONIC:NO FLAMIN WAY!NO ONE GETS PAY UNTIL EARTH IS DESTROYED.'''

CLOUD:WHA!?WHY DID I EVEN JOIN!

'''SONIC:YOU DIDNT WANNA DIE.'''

'''CLOUD:FINE!KILL ME NOW! I'M SICK OF PAINT TESTING!'''

'''SONIC:FINE.....FIRE YOURSELF LIKE RAMUNDO DID!'''

CLOUD:NOT UNTIL AI DIE!

'''SONIC:CRIPES! HE'S LOST HIS MIND!'''

'''CLOUD:GET ON WITH IT!FINE!I FIRED MYSELF.NOW KILL ME!'''

SONIC:IN 10 DAYS.

CLOUD:ARRRRRRRRRGH!

'''two k o bullets shoot into cloud'''

SONIC:PHEWEE!GLAD HE DIDNT KILL ME WITH THAT SWORD...OH RATS.ONLY 999 PEOPLE!?OH WELL....BACK TO EVIL LAUGHING!MWAHAHAHAHA......

'''back at the heros hq....'''

BRENDAN:LETS DO THIS!

DRYBONE:NO NO NO NO.....OH WAIT.THAT IS A GOOD PLAN!

'''ERIN:THEN ITS SETTLED.WE SAY WE WANT TO WASH THE CLOTHES AS LAUNDRY WORKERS...TAILS?WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?'''

TAILS:JUST LOOKING AT A WEIRD LOOKING GUY WITH BROWN HAIR STORMING OUT OF THE ENEMY HQ.

ERIN:OH RIGHT THEN.

'''BRENDAN:I SUMMON MY SECRET INNOCVATION! FIND OUT ABOUT THE STUPID BROWNHAIRED GUY!(Heehee, this ought t be fun!)'''

'''ERIN:WHSAT YOU PICK UP BRENDAN?'''

'''BRENDAN:IT DIDNT WORK RIGHT.'''