The Problem With Cooking Part 2

The Problem With Cooking Part 2 is a story written on the 23rd of September 2007.

Story
'''The problem with cooking...CONTINUED!!!'''

later that day...

'''Brendan:WERE DOOMED!DUPED!BAMBOOZLED!DESTROYED!DELETED!'''

'''Erin:But they just walked past into the picnic room!'''

'''Bowser:THAT IS SO IT! IM RINGING KUJA!!!!'''

'''Erin & Brendan:NO!'''

'''Brendan:We cant anyway! we dunno if he will kill us along with HE and HIM.'''

'''Erin:....and I dont know his number!'''

'''Bowser:Sorry.Already rung him.Hes comin alright!'''

'''Erin:OH BOWSER! We are all gonna die .....'''

Brendan:Howabowt we ring....

'''Erin:RING THAT STUPID SWEARING SMOKING &*!$BAG AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!'''

'''Brendan:You take everything seriously.'''

'''Bowser:Now is not the time to smoke.....I mean joke!'''

'''Erin:Oh, by the by, Bowser, when i hid in your Cupboard drawers, it stank of gysahl pickles!'''

Bowser:And?Its my favourite food.The pickles are low on fat!

Erin:Wha!?

'''Brendan:Guys? I dont know why, but we should ri...AHHHH!Stop kickin me!'''

'''Erin:DONT EVEN SUGGEST IT!'''

Bowser:AH NO! NONONONONO!TERRIBLE!

Erin:What?

Bowser:LOOK!

'''Brendan:THEY FINISHED THE PICKNICK!'''

'''Erin:Dont say it like that.'''

'''Bowser:They have walked straight past!'''

'''Erin:Gnnr.........say, lets ring black mage!'''

'''Brendan:Yay!Weve all suggested somethin'!'''

'''Erin:KK.....ringing...hi black mage! could you help us?Theres something bad happenin' here.'''

'''Bowser:Whos black mage?'''

'''Erin:Bowser shhhh.....we are at the cooking part of the ATB hq.Will you come?Thanks! See ya.'''

'''Brendan:Black mage is coming! Woopee!'''

'''Bowser:Lets try waiting!'''

Brendan:We need to wait for black mage.

'''Erin:....and Kuja, done forget.'''

2 hours later

ding dong

Erin:I heard a bell.

Brendan:Ill go answer.Oh hi Kuja go find two guys roaming araound the HQ will ya bye!

'''Bowser:NO, YOU DOPE! HE WILL KILL US FOR SURE!'''

'''Brendan:Hes a quick talker, aint he?Kuja wont kill us. Well be fine...'''

ding dong

'''Brendan:Go see if its black mage!'''

Erin:Hi black mage!

'''Black mage:Where the two stupid people?'''

'''Bowser:Didnt expect him to be like that in that voice.'''

'''Brendan:Neither did I!Ive never known him.Only heard of him.'''

'''Erin:Theres a high leveled black mage and a weird guy with a sword.'''

'''Blackmage:do we get to plan?'''

Brendan:'Course we do!

'''Blackmage:YAY! PLANNING!\'''

'''Bowser:Ill go check up on my people. See ya.'''

'''Erin:KK bowser! Bye!'''

'''blackmage and brendan do continuous chattering for planning'''

'''Erin:Hmm....who would be more crazy?Maybe the mage....no, the other one....no way! Im stayin with the crazy mage.'''

Blackmage:WHAT?ONE OF THEM IS A BLACK MAGE!?Im glad im here now.

Brendan:Yep.Now we done thew plan.....we can lure them here!

Erin:Whats the plan?

'''Blackmage:You know the cooking?Were gonna slam it all over hallway 63!'''

'''Erin:Oh fine.Its gonna be fun!'''

Brendan:LETS DO IT!

Everyone:YEAH!

HALLWAY 63

'''Erin:Weve got everything!'''

Black mage:Lets do this.

Brendan:GACHT!

Erin:EH!?!?Why GACHT?

'''Brendan:They're coming!!!Listen carefully...'''

'''???:Why we working for the stupid frog thing?'''

???:So we can KILL!

Black mage:RUN!

'''Erin,Brendan and Blackmage:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!'''

''In a store cupboard on hallway 61,room 197''

'''Brendan:They came just too QUICK!'''

'''Erin:ITS CUZ BRENDAN SAID GACHT!'''

Brendan:Hee hee!

'''Black mage:We need Bowser!'''

'''Erin:Lets get there! Quickly!'''

when they got to bowser

'''Brendan:Bowser!....Bowser, what are you doing?'''

'''Bowser:Mpph Mph Mupph Miphph Maph Moph!!!!'''

'''Black mage:Hes....Hes.....Tied up! Lord!'''

'''Erin:Who did this Bowser?Let me take of the mouth-fold...'''

'''Bowser:I just dont know! it was an ambush I tell ya!'''

'''Brendan:WAAH! Reminds me of that nightmare...'''

'''Erin:With me and you falling into the Child Shredder?'''

'''Brendan:Oh yeah! When we nearly died?Also when the goomba and the koopa troopa were eaten first?'''

'''Black mage:Ngh? This were a dream? Tho it might be true....nyuk nyuk....'''

'''Erin:KNOCK IT OFF, BLACK MAGE.'''

'''Bowser:No he means it.Only a boy hasn't been eating kids.Its a girl, not a boy.I heard on the news!'''

'''Brendan:I guess she didnt have a NAME?'''

'''Black mage:OH, come on now.What about OUR problem?'''

'''Brendan:I know!We split up.Me and Erin will search floors 5000-10000 you search 5000-1, Capisce?'''

Erin:YEAH, LETS GO!

2 mins later

'''Brendan:I dont like this.'''

'''Erin:Oh Brendan.Dont worry,Weve got this, see?'''

Brendan:Whewwee!

Erin:As soon as we work our quest, we will be fine!

'''Brendan:OH NO....This aint GOOD! ERIN! BEHIND YOU!'''

Erin:Wha...?What do you mea.....LORD!ITS...........ITS...........

Other party

Bowser:Now we can do guy talk!

'''Black mage:You mean like about girls?'''

'''Bowser:Yeah, about girls.Who do you like?'''

'''Blackmage:I'd go for Erin but no. I'd get killed by Rai! Peach, maybe....?'''

'''Bowser:NO! PEACH IS MINE!'''

Black mage:.....Amy?

Bowser:Which one?

'''Black mage:The Sonic one.'''

'''Bowser:Why the loser?I like Peach and Daisy.'''

'''Black mage:Drama spice and american idiot?You have weird taste!!'''

'''Bowser:I dont know why, I ju.......um, whos the stupid guy behind you?'''

'''Black mage:Stupid guy...?Oh, HIM.'''

'''Bowser:&!$@! RUN, YOU MORON!'''

'''Black mage:GAH! BI......'''

'''Bowser:Sorry for interrupting your screech,but you NEARLY GAVE THE FUTURE AWAY!!!'''

'''Black mage:GAH!FIRAGA, BLIZZAGA...THUNDAGA...AERAGA....BIOAGA!?Didnt know I could use this.GAAH...'''

To be continued